You found it
Congratulations. You found the easter egg.
I got drunk one night and decided to work on the page for the Iguana crime family while drunk. I read it the next day and decided to definitely not use it. But I hid it as this easter egg, for your enjoyment.
Apologies in advance.
The Iguana Crime Family
Crime. Ever heard of it? I may be drunk while writing this page, but also...that’s it.
in this fictional world, I have something to say. Must be nice. Oh god.
Listen. CRIME. What else do you want me to say? F*ckin’, this is the world we live in (that I made up). Crime. C-R-I-M-E. Yes I’m vamping.
I’m having a good time watching a movie while I work on this but I’m also buzzed. SORRY DAD. Legitimately worried what he’ll think. He’s my father.
SPACE. Ethan Alden’s podcast. Blah-de-blah, content for this website. What do you want from me?? I’ve creTed 50 pages of lore, that’s something, is it not.
Is it not? Concerned.
Here’s a tip: get drunk and watch a movie you love. I’m not gonna tell you what movie; f*ck you. Figure it out.