List of All Lore Pages (Alphabetical)

• A Lizard Runs Through It - remake of the 90’s drama A River Runs Through It

• Alexandra the Great - a time-traveling self-help guru

• Barney - a tuatara that lives onboard the space station with Ethan Alden

• The Brothers Blart - the McElroy brothers are all Paul Blarts now

• Carapace - the most popular lizard people sport

• Clawsco - the non-human alternative to Costco

• Cobra VS Croc - Los Angeles based street artists

• Coco - lizard man cosmonaut, who interrupted Ethan’s podcast episode about Hamilton

• Crab Lord - Crab Lord

• Doctor Doomlittle’s Extra Spicy Trinidad Scorpion Butch T Pepper Salsa Dip and Transmission Fluid - DO NOT EAT

• Ethan Alden - the host of the podcast Ethan Alden Reviews Movies From Space

• Fungini - an ancient sentient fungus and stage magician

• Governor ßkoolth - the Governor of the State of New York, and the first lizard person elected to public office aboveground

• Grand Shellac Course - a lethal miniature golf course

• Great Lizard Houses - the lizard people’s aristocracy

• Heppenstall twins - feuding twins, and editors of rival newspapers

• High Five 5000 - a popular video game, esport, and olive branch between races

• HISS - the malevolent artificial intelligence running the International Space Station

• Human Celebrity Gladiator Games - yes, they happened

• Iguana crime family - a tragic story, if boring

• Ishtar - ancient Mesopotamian goddess who fought the Lizard King’s children

• Jessica a fortune telling rock in an abandoned FedEx Kinko’s

• Kroggslist - the non-human version of Craigslist

• Lizard Apocalypse - this is it dude, this is what all this is about!

• Lizard Calendar - a ruthlessly complex date system

• Lizard King, The - the inciting incident of the lizard apocalypse was the Lizard King taking over the world

• Lizard people - a species of intelligent lizards as numerous as humans. Not all of them are Lizard King supporters.

• Lizard Sundance - lizard people film festival

• MESS - Ethan Alden’s home, the Miranda Experimental Space Station

• Mothman - West Virginia cryptid and Clawsco employee

• The New New York Times - the replacement for the now defunct New York Times

• The New New New York Times - a rival newspaper of The New New York Times

• Notary Public - a sea serpent hunting ship. Ethan Alden’s cousin is cabin boy

• Ogretown - get outta me swamp!

• Pasadena City College of the Dead - PCC, but an ecological disaster turned all the students/staff into ghouls, etc

• Praying Mantis - a large praying mantis

• Professor Pizza Party - Ethan Alden’s AI therapist

• Purge of Learning - the Lizard King’s attempt to destroy all higher education

• Quacker Barrel - “Quack quack! Can I take your order?”

• Ray Romano - American actor and casualty of the apocalypse. Sort of.

• Reverse Jesus - an obnoxious street magician who only has one trick

• Rhode Island

• Robert Lizard Stevenson - an enigmatic author who chronicled the lizard apocalypse accurately

• Squidney - even dead, he sucks

• ßkwwlth - celebrated lizard person actor and screenwriter

• Sweet Summer Gecko - an all female lizard people psychedelic progressive rock band

• Temple de Reptilia - originally the Lizard King’s outposts, now a restaurant chain

• Ursa Medium - a new constellation placed above Earth by the Lizard King

• Vampire Mike - undead vampire, who might be Michelangelo from the Italian Renaissance

• Vault of Consequence - a hidden underground cavern, and the Lizard King’s historical birthright

• Wyvern Sons - the Lizard King’s sons

• Xebec - popular trading card game based on the sea serpent hunting industry

• YLCA - Young Lizard’s Christian Association

• Zyclops - a sexy one-eyed alien folk musician