The Lizard Calendar
Determining the date by lizard reckoning requires a geocentric orrery.
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“From “Before ßkaalth” (Bß) to “Anno Lacerti Nostri” (ALN, in the year of our lizard), lizard people have their own calendar that does not bend to human reckoning.”
- Annals of Adam, Robert Lizard Stevenson
Please don’t make me explain it, it’s so f*cking complicated.