Sweet Summer Gecko

album artwork for Sweet Summer Gecko’s self-titled album


ßkyylth, ßkrrlth, and ßkcclth

Members


making sweet summer jams (both edible and musical)

Hobbies


“Geckos are friendly in summer
(When the sun is hot, (also))
In addition to the friendliness and (this scalding) heat
There is also sweetness of the dessert (variety).”

- English translation of Sweet Summer Gecko’s single, “Summer Is Sweet (Now/Today)”

Sweet Summer Gecko is a psychedelic prog rock band consisting of 3 lizard people, and one ghost of unknown race.

Members and Origin

Guitarist ßkyylth and drummer ßkrrlth met when their respective parents signed them both up for a recreational female carapace team, which held little interest for them. They began sharing poems and melodies as they waited to get picked up from practice. Eventually they started skipping practice to write music together. Unable to work on music at either of their homes, for fear their parents would find them avoiding carapace, they worked on music together in ßkcclth’s basement. Feeling left out, ßkcclth took up keyboard, and the band drifted toward the psychedelic prog rock genre.

The trio knew they needed a bass player, but there always seemed to be an electric bass underneath their songs. ßkcclth’s dad came down into the basement as they were discussing this and told them the bass was “probably that really nice ghost that has lived here since before we moved in.” An electric bass was always present in live shows and in recordings after that. Occasionally the hazy impression of a figure can be seen standing/floating next to the drum kit when they perform onstage, so the band always leaves room to the side of the drums. The ghost does not speak, but adds harmony whenever they sing “Oooooh.”

Rolling Stone described the band’s style as “pretty funky.”

Popularity

Sweet Summer Gecko has become an international sensation. Over the years they have toured with such bands as Yes, Tame Impala, Guerilla Toss, Corn on My Dinner Plate, Chicago, and The Police. Their most popular singles include, “That’s Not My (Detachable) Tail,” “Scaly, Scaly, Super Scaly,” “Sunbathing on a Rock (stone/sedimentary),” “Green Girls,” and “I have a forked tongue, you have a forked tongue, let’s make out.”

They have performed at Lizard Sundance, and attend even when they don’t perform. They have also been both guests and performers at a couple of Vampire Mike’s infamous LA parties. They once played with one-eyed extraterrestrial folk musician and sex symbol Zyclops. The Lizard King invited them to perform at his home, the Temple de Reptilia Dungeon and Botanical Gardens in Scottsdale, Arizona, but they band declined because they disagree with him taking over the world.

Governor ßkoolth of the State of New York cited Zygodactylous Feet on a Hot Tin Roof as one of her favorite albums.

Cancelled Biopic

A biopic of Sweet Summer Gecko entered pre-production, with Baz Luhrrman set to direct. However, when Luhrrman discovered the bandmates had no interest in loud outfits, a borderline unhealthy romanticization of youth and fame, or prioritizing spectacle over substance, he dropped out of the project.

Sweet Summer Gecko fired their agent and got a new one who won’t try to sell their story as a biopic. In an interview for The New New New York Times, ßkcclth said:

“Biopics are fun to watch when they’re first released — if only because they’re Oscar bait — but you almost never care to watch them again. Or, if five years go by and you realize you never saw it when everybody was hyped on initial release, the FOMO has rescinded significantly, and you decide to exercise self love by not forcing yourself to watch it just because it was in the zeitgeist for a hot second.”

...to which a disembodied voice murmured “Oooooh” in agreement.